being a coordi noona for sj. 

fermatas:

emnina:

“The days the coordis have it easy is when Heechul is required to dress up as a female for a performance.”

“Siwon, you can’t go on stage like that!
You’re wearing a shirt, for Christ’s sake.”

“Leeteuk, if we add yet another shoelift, I might as well dress you in a pair of Louboutins.”

“For the last time, Zhou Mi, I am the coordi here.”

“Eunhyuk, you have got to stop ripping your clothes off.
SM can’t afford so much fabric for you.”

“If there is something I can truly be proud of, it is the inception of the Lau guns.”

“Yeah, Sungmin. You can keep my dress.
I’m just going away to feel suicidal for how much better you look in it.”

“I solemnly promise you, Yesung, that no females have actually been impregnated by your eyeliner and you have no illegitimate children fighting over your inheritance.”

“Honey, I can’t give your giraffe a makeover.”

“Kyuhyun, I swear that not even the CIA could find their way to your stomach through your endless layers of shirts.”

“Donghae, you need a bra.”

emmi is genius

(via xfishyhaex)